Since moving to Oakland and working from home, my primping days are few and far between. But just because my wardrobe is comprised exclusively of sweatpants and target uggs, and my hair only gets combed once a week, doesn’t mean I don’t keep up on all the hawt makeup trends!!!
Why just today I was reading about this new blush!!!
I immediately showed Brent this little gem, and his response completely shocked me
“that looks like a vagina”
Well gee wiz, I thought it looked like a butthole!!!
Oh man dudes, remember all the way back to last week’s great pumpkin contest?!!?! Well we lost.
And we didn’t even use the Steve Jobs idea! We made a pretty awesome zombie that I forgot to take pictures of :| BUT the good news is, I didn’t miss out on any cash prize! The prize was a pizza party for the winners, so I actually won by not winning and having to spend more time than normal with my coworkers!
(just kidding coworkers!) (also, just kidding about just kidding)
(or am I?!?!?!?)
this week I have been working on my HALLOWEEN COSTUME!!!! Oh man I am super excited! After a few, um, setbacks, it is coming along quite nicely! I can’t tell you exactly what I will be yet, but here’s a hint! I’m using the above pattern!
I love halloween and costumes y’all!!!! Here’s a little taste of the ghosts of costumebytina past!!!
GUYS WHAT WILL YOUR COSTUMES BE??!??!?!!! I hope you are all dressing up :)
7 years and one day ago, I went on my first date with the most handsomest and my absolute favoritist man in the entire universe!!!
BACK OFF BITCHES, HE’S MINE!!!!!
According to The Brent, our first date included “Sharktale and HJs” and sometimes he mentions something about RKelly, but I’m pretty sure it was just lunch and awkwardly sitting next to each other during the 6th worst movie of all time, Sharktale.
I’m still not trusted to pick out movies :|
The universe must have known what a speshul day it was for us yesterday because when I took Harold out for his evening walk, just as the sun was setting and casting a glorious fire orange glow across the sky, we were blessed with this beautiful image I will never forget:
Fathers day is just around the corner y’all! After all the years the years of pain and disappointment you have caused him, don’t you think your dad deserves something nice on his speshul day!? Something nice and fashionable?!
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